'Infinite Road Signs'

Note: The MIT "Infinite Corridor" is a finite, 0.2 mile long hallway at MIT that runs through main buildings on campus, utilized by half the entire student population on the hour. Traffic jams and risky passings are daily occurrences.

'Crosswalk Dilemma'

That split-decision decision between flight or freeze.

'Competition'

Even your font looks amateur-ish compared to theirs.

'Career Fair'

Give out dead trees; get free swag in return.

'Book Aromas'

More notes and highlights = more insight from the wise.

'Orientation'

Orientation stress is known to cause a unique hybrid of prosopagnosia and amnesia.