'"Hacking" the Command Line'

I can't be the only one.

'Earth Day'

That's what "being on the same wavelength" means.

'Email Greetings'

10 minutes later. Still on the first line.

'College Jenga'

There's always room for one more.

'Campus Preview Weekend'

We warned you.

'College Parties'

We gon' stay up all night!

'Post-break Lull'

- 'How was your break?'
- (Incomprehensible grunt)